MySQL Can Lick My Taint

I hate it lol

Just trying to get this blog setup, for like the 20th time, cause spuriously it will randomly not let me connect to the database.

It would work for some amount of time. It was working when I went to sleep last night. Then I woke up and saw the dreaded "We'll Be Right Back" message when I was taking a poop this morning.

Switched over to MariaDB and it pretty much came up instantly 🙄